Police are taking unprecedented steps to keep prostitution offenders off the Strip Las Vegas police have just made public images of the 50 most prolific prostitutes in town. Im all for personal responsibility, but I cant help wonder how many of these women track and prey upon drunk guys, who probably get no jollies, but a missing wallet in the morning.
At least they have a little more class in LV. My husband was approached in the elevator lobby of Paris , by a woman dressed as though she were going out clubbing, cute, classy looking, when she asked him if she could come up. He figured she just wanted to get on the elevator, and said sure It took him a minute to figure out the propsition, but he eventually passed on the offer.
Guess he knew I was shortly behind, and I probably wouldnt approve of a guest in the room. Best line was a few weeks ago at the Encore. It was late and I was playing VP when a business lady sat at the seat next to me and said "I hope you haven't been waiting for me long".
If I was drunker I just would have assumed it was my wife. I mean, the cross-eyed one? I have met a few prostitutes in my life and most though not all were better looking than these ladies. I do, however, feel sympathy for the unfortunate girl whose idiot parents named her "Latrina". What these ladies need is a good agent.
Someone that will promote them, care for them, handle their appointments all types. Someone that will straighten up that cooked eye, comb the hair, apply good makeup. I would guess that there is someone on this forum that would fit the bill.
