Hi All, Could anybody suggest me the Massage parlours in Bern. I am not able to find one myself Trust Polarise to be right in there with a massage thread. I am assuming you are talking about the massages with a happy ending? Not sure if that is what chandu was referring to. I almost had a happy ending myself when I saw the thread title, thus I was a bit hasty in my reply.
Won't happen again sir. Just don't opt for the "extras" judging one of Polorise's previous avatars. I am looking for massages with happy ending As funny as this is, I feel a little bit of explanation needs to be done here although I can't quite discern if the OP is being serious or sarcastic with this post. Massage parlours are traditionally where one would go when, ahem, a 'massage' is not neccessarily the true point of the experience.
A happy ending is what happens at the end of the 'massage' note that massage is in quotes. You are looking for a Spa that has massage therapists. Could somebody give me the details of Massage Parlours Of course it is for body massage rather than the crap,timepass and witty replies Chandra, the way you posted it originally - massage parlor - has a dodgy meaning to Americans, I think Chemgoddess made that very clear.
Try googling Koerpermassage and Bern instead and go with ones mentioning wellness on their web sites Well, if you want to know than stop calling it a massage parlour. In english that means something else. My Chinese Malaysian friend gave me the best massages. Including hot sucker cups and massage with a horn that left strange bruise marks but felt great afterwards!
I also like the muscle stimulant machines. It just won't stop will it. Hot sucker cups and horn massages? This thread is just ripe with euphamisms. And yes, I do have the mentality of a 12 yr old boy. I still stuck on "timepass", "crap" and "witty". I am not sure whether these are specialisms for which a supplement must be paid.
